SOURAV CHANDRA PANDEY
Address: Latitude: 28° 35’ N
Longitude: 77° 12’ E
Phone: Maha Nagar Telecom Ltd.
Mobile: Always busy !
OBJECTIVE: To buy Microsoft only to sell it back to Mr. Gates at doubled prices.
- Hardly-motivated, always sleeping and goal-less person.
- Cheat and fraud, who hates working with nerds, workaholics and honest people.
- ZERO “Kam-yu-ni-keshan” skills.
- I pretended to work and they kept on paying me !
- Been breathing, eating, smoking and doing other such necessary WORK, on my own for the last 2 decades.
- Maha Bekaar Aadmi (as you all assume to know by now).
- Did something before MBA too, don’t remember the lessons learnt thn !
- You can’t expect me to remember and tell you what I did in school.
- Laughing Out Loud ! LOL
- Rolling On The Floor ! ROFL
- Laugh My Arse Off ! LMAO
- Wasting three months and some left over money of a ‘Recession-hit-company’ .
- Can bore anyone.
- Make your mind if you want to know this, I can hit anyone, anytime.
- Wasting people’s time on reading my blog posts.
I, hereby declare that the information furnished above is written in the best of a drunk’s knowledge and belief and you are advised to hit yourself after reading this, you are so useless.